{"id":3143,"date":"2013-07-17T12:00:43","date_gmt":"2013-07-17T09:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gattanegra.com\/?p=3143"},"modified":"2013-07-17T12:01:46","modified_gmt":"2013-07-17T09:01:46","slug":"a-poll-about-a-toilet-paper-roll","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gattanegra.com\/?p=3143","title":{"rendered":"A Poll about a toilet paper roll :)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\">This is a poll,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> about the toilet paper roll,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> about a topic not so small,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> that drives completely mad a maid that I know,<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\">she is convinced in someone&#8217;s intention<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> to annoy her by not paying attention<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> to a matter so important for all of us, the orthodox<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #333399;\"> as the position of the paper roll in the box<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gattanegra.com\/pix\/fun\/poll.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"a Poll\" src=\"http:\/\/gattanegra.com\/pix\/fun\/poll.png\" width=\"419\" height=\"249\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a poll, about the toilet paper roll, about a topic not so small, that drives completely mad a maid that I know, she is convinced in someone&#8217;s intention to annoy her by not paying attention to a matter so important for all of us, the orthodox as the position of the paper roll [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,72,5],"tags":[25,15,191,65],"class_list":["post-3143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-howlers","category-72","category-fun","tag-office","tag-yuck","tag-fun","tag-65"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pehvN-OH","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gattanegra.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gattanegra.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gattanegra.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gattanegra.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gattanegra.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3143"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/gattanegra.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3143\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3145,"href":"https:\/\/gattanegra.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3143\/revisions\/3145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gattanegra.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gattanegra.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gattanegra.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}